The Spotlight Has Always Been On Me

You see. There's this man that I've been trying to impress for a long time, but I realized God isn't the one I need to make happy. It's me.

When I’m studying for a Final and all of a sudden “Call Me Maybe” comes on.

When my family starts speaking Spanish in front of me.

When my Mom won’t let me get any Cheez-its.

What comes to my friends mind when they are asked where I’m at

When I see my crush post on Facebook that they wish they could find the “one”:

I’m all like:

When my Mom asks what me and my friends did last night.

Me when my Mom sees a sad post on the internet.

When I don’t know what else to say in an argument.

Me when my friends get me too high.

My best friend when I tell them who my crush is.

When my Mom tells me a dirty joke.

Right before I’m about to hit on someone.

My moms advice before I move to New York

me and my family when we find out that my Grandpa made menudo

When I see myself in the mirror right before I’m about to go out.